The News

Hey guys, I know you’re probably wondering where the Shark has been, and I’m here to bring you the news.

As of 9/10/11 it’s been officially two years since the first episode was posted.  In those two years it’s been quite the roller coaster for Caldwell and me.  In those two years both of us have moved to New York, Caldwell got a sick job at College Humor, I went from executive to lowly server and starving artist, and the both of us have won and lost art fights.

The podcast itself has gone through a ton of changes as well.  In the first episode we announced that the Nightmare Shark would be focused on our own artistic endeavors and be primarily focused on the world of web comics.  Between now and then the show has probably seen at least 7 formats, with various lengths, topics, levels of rambling, scriptedness, release schedules, and overall quality.  Despite the relative lack of continuity, I can honestly say that the show got better every episode and season 4 has definitely been the ultimate maximum.

And although it was a heartbreaking decision for both of us, Caldwell and I have decided to go out on top.

The Shark has always been a labor of love.  A chance for the both of us to vent our creativity in ways not allowed elsewhere, as well as a chance for two burrit-bros to get some burritos and hang out.  We have had a great time, as I hope you all have had.  Caldwell and I have both been given some amazing opportunities recently (I mean potential life changing stuff here), and it has become clear that we cannot take these opportunities while still providing you guys with the quality podcast you expect on any kind of consistent basis.  We refuse to give the finheads anything but the best most hyper awesome.

That being said, there has not yet been a proper conclusion to season 4.  Caldwell and I are planning a huge season finale episode the likes of which you’ve never seen.  Who knows what could happen?   One thing’s for sure, It will be a celebration of everything Nightmare Shark.  As always, if you have something you want to see, let us know and we’ll try and throw it in there.  This one is for you guys. 

After that who knows.  If we had a hyperbolic time chamber (ala DBZ), we’d still be giving you a weekly show.  Time is the only issue.  I will make no promises, that’s why I’m writing you guys this sad break up note, but if there is one thing I know, it’s that comic book heroes never really die.  And who the hell do you think we are?

Thank you all so much for supporting us over the years.  We’re not going anywhere, so if you want to yell at me because you’re furious that I’m doing this to you, you know where to find me.  Also if you have any favorite Nightmare Shark memories, or really anything NMS related at all, I’d be happy to put those up on the blog (as long as they’re not sexy pics, those I’ll keep to myself).  Together we can keep the Nightmare Shark alive. 

Thanks again guys.  We love you. 

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 410: MIND LEVIATHAN OF THE BREWING STORM

Henry and Caldwell have patched things up after the Great Podcast Wars of 2011, so come by and catch up with them!  Chuck Sports and Johnny Stockings stop by, and the Shark Bros unleashe a fresh new bit. Fresh like a fresh pizza pie.  Which is the freshet. 

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 407: THE DREAM DOLPHIN

Hey boys and girls.  This week we are joined by one Mr. Owen Parsons, who gives us a few pointers on podcasting.  To aid in this scholastic journey, we even got a clip of Owen’s show the Dream Dolphin so we can see how the pros do it. 

ALSO!

We’re Super Ultra Mega Stoked to announce that the Nightmare Shark Podcast now has a theme song!  And it’s not just any theme song… It’s George and Jonathan!  You might recognize it from another episode. We loved it so much, and George and Jonathan were so super awesome, that it is now the official music tunes of the Nightmare Shark Podcast.  So make sure to go check out those guys, and enjoy the show!

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 406: THE BananIphone

You thought you knew about vowels, but very clearly you do not.  Because Henry and Caldy ARE SWITCHIN’ SHIT UP ON YOU!

We got MORE banter,  we got MORE questions for Small Girls, and because you asked for it we got MORE sports!  What’s that you didn’t ask for sports? Well tough shit.  You’re not getting up from the table until you eat your footballs.

Song of the Week: “ATLiens” - Outkast

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 405: THE GREAT SYMPOSIUM

Do you have diapers on?  If your answer is no, then you’re not ready for this episode of The Nightmare Shark Podcast.

If special guests were food, this episode would end world hunger.  Mallory Blair (Small Girls PR), Peter Berkman (Anamanaguchi), George Brower (George and Jonathan), and Leia Jospe (your mom) all join us this week.  Mal gives us some advice, Leia christens us with new screen names, and on top of all that, special Nightmare News correspondent Joe Burns brings us a breaking story about some puppies.  

You may now proceed to poop.  And brand yoruself.

Songs this week: “Party Every Night” and “Troll Roll Call” - George and Jonathan

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 404: STEVE AND THE OXFORD TEASLES

What’s that you like special guests?  Well how the hell are you going to handle 2 SPECIAL GUESTS AT A TIME!  That’s right, in this episode Henry and Caldy are joined not only by Caldy’s own brother Steve Murphy Tanner, but also by College Humor’s own Tom Philip.  We learn about JNCOs and British things.  What more could you ask for?

Song of the Week: “Renegade” - Styx

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 403: BRO HARDER

I’ll bet you a million bucks you can’t Bro harder than this weeks guest Dannel Jurado.  He bros so hard he even challenged Ashton Kutcher to a Bro Off right here on the show.  We also answer the question, “What would happen if Tracy Morgan switched bodies with a fish?”.  So grab a plate and serve yourself a helping.

Song of the Week - “Hustlin’” - Rick Ross

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 402: HORRIBLE TECHNO LOAD

Some phones work. Some phones don’t.  Did you know that?  We didn’t, so we brought in resident phone expert Conrad Kreyling to drop the knowledge. I bet you also didn’t know that Conrad is a real life videogame programmer.  Yea. So. Eat it.

Song of the week: “Duke Nukem 64 theme”

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 401: A NEW BEGINNING START TIME SURE THING BLAST OFF!

Yess sir ladies.  The Nightmare Shark is blasting off into its 4th season, with special guest Kevin Corrigan!  So hold on to your butts! Also Goats!

Song of the Week: “New Coke” - Deltron 3030

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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 323: THE FINAL RIFF

This is it folks.  The last Episode of the 3rd Season of the Nightmare Shark Podcast.  So saddle up cowpoke and get ready to hear some good riffing. Also be ready to learn about some bad anime in the new segment: Bad Anime We Saw on Netflix.  There’s also a 5x5!

Also big news, The guys reveal the Nightmare Shark Ultimate Space Beach Party Weekend next weekend! Listen for all the sweet deets!

Song of the week:  ”Girls Bravo Opening”