NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 411: GOOD MORNING NIGHTMERICA!

What’s up party peoples?  Henry and Caldy are takin some Facation action, but still have time to bring your daily dose of Shark.  Listen for a sweet piece of Caldy’s new audio book, and a hot new 5x5.

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 410: MIND LEVIATHAN OF THE BREWING STORM

Henry and Caldwell have patched things up after the Great Podcast Wars of 2011, so come by and catch up with them!  Chuck Sports and Johnny Stockings stop by, and the Shark Bros unleashe a fresh new bit. Fresh like a fresh pizza pie.  Which is the freshet. 

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 409: THE FANTASY WHALE BLOGCAST

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FANTASY WHALE EPISODE 13:  MILESTONE CITY!

Hey guys!!! This is a huge episode!! Henry and Creighton are super-honored to have the super-famous special guest Tom Philip from College Humor on the show, and we have a lot of hilarious bits!  It’s definitely the best milestone we’ve had yet.  So thanks to all you diehards out there who have supported this blogcast since day 1 (our first milestone!)!!!!!!

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 408: THE HANGOVER PART 0

Ugh… This week we’re S-T-Rugglin.  If party were a drug, we’d be OD’ed.  But we made a promise.  And that Promise was to give you guys a hilarious episode.  So guess what.  You’re welcome.

Just kidding.  We love you.  Enjoy the episode.

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 407: THE DREAM DOLPHIN

Hey boys and girls.  This week we are joined by one Mr. Owen Parsons, who gives us a few pointers on podcasting.  To aid in this scholastic journey, we even got a clip of Owen’s show the Dream Dolphin so we can see how the pros do it. 

ALSO!

We’re Super Ultra Mega Stoked to announce that the Nightmare Shark Podcast now has a theme song!  And it’s not just any theme song… It’s George and Jonathan!  You might recognize it from another episode. We loved it so much, and George and Jonathan were so super awesome, that it is now the official music tunes of the Nightmare Shark Podcast.  So make sure to go check out those guys, and enjoy the show!

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 406: THE BananIphone

You thought you knew about vowels, but very clearly you do not.  Because Henry and Caldy ARE SWITCHIN’ SHIT UP ON YOU!

We got MORE banter,  we got MORE questions for Small Girls, and because you asked for it we got MORE sports!  What’s that you didn’t ask for sports? Well tough shit.  You’re not getting up from the table until you eat your footballs.

Song of the Week: “ATLiens” - Outkast

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 405: THE GREAT SYMPOSIUM

Do you have diapers on?  If your answer is no, then you’re not ready for this episode of The Nightmare Shark Podcast.

If special guests were food, this episode would end world hunger.  Mallory Blair (Small Girls PR), Peter Berkman (Anamanaguchi), George Brower (George and Jonathan), and Leia Jospe (your mom) all join us this week.  Mal gives us some advice, Leia christens us with new screen names, and on top of all that, special Nightmare News correspondent Joe Burns brings us a breaking story about some puppies.  

You may now proceed to poop.  And brand yoruself.

Songs this week: “Party Every Night” and “Troll Roll Call” - George and Jonathan

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 404: STEVE AND THE OXFORD TEASLES

What’s that you like special guests?  Well how the hell are you going to handle 2 SPECIAL GUESTS AT A TIME!  That’s right, in this episode Henry and Caldy are joined not only by Caldy’s own brother Steve Murphy Tanner, but also by College Humor’s own Tom Philip.  We learn about JNCOs and British things.  What more could you ask for?

Song of the Week: “Renegade” - Styx

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 403: BRO HARDER

I’ll bet you a million bucks you can’t Bro harder than this weeks guest Dannel Jurado.  He bros so hard he even challenged Ashton Kutcher to a Bro Off right here on the show.  We also answer the question, “What would happen if Tracy Morgan switched bodies with a fish?”.  So grab a plate and serve yourself a helping.

Song of the Week - “Hustlin’” - Rick Ross

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 402: HORRIBLE TECHNO LOAD

Some phones work. Some phones don’t.  Did you know that?  We didn’t, so we brought in resident phone expert Conrad Kreyling to drop the knowledge. I bet you also didn’t know that Conrad is a real life videogame programmer.  Yea. So. Eat it.

Song of the week: “Duke Nukem 64 theme”