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The Unofficial Official Nightmare Shark Rap - The Nightmare...

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:07:09 -0400

The Unofficial Official Nightmare Shark Rap - The Nightmare Bros

I’ve been digging through those internets like a digger hopped up on spiral power trying to collect all those pristine 1st and 2nd season Nightmare Shark episodes, and I came across this little gem.

I figured you guys might enjoy this while you wait for our super awesome top secret series finale.

The News

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 11:45:59 -0400

Hey guys, I know you’re probably wondering where the Shark has been, and I’m here to bring you the news.

As of 9/10/11 it’s been officially two years since the first episode was posted. In those two years it’s been quite the roller coaster for Caldwell and me. In those two years both of us have moved to New York, Caldwell got a sick job at College Humor, I went from executive to lowly server and starving artist, and the both of us have won and lost art fights.

The podcast itself has gone through a ton of changes as well. In the first episode we announced that the Nightmare Shark would be focused on our own artistic endeavors and be primarily focused on the world of web comics. Between now and then the show has probably seen at least 7 formats, with various lengths, topics, levels of rambling, scriptedness, release schedules, and overall quality. Despite the relative lack of continuity, I can honestly say that the show got better every episode and season 4 has definitely been the ultimate maximum.

And although it was a heartbreaking decision for both of us, Caldwell and I have decided to go out on top.

The Shark has always been a labor of love. A chance for the both of us to vent our creativity in ways not allowed elsewhere, as well as a chance for two burrit-bros to get some burritos and hang out. We have had a great time, as I hope you all have had. Caldwell and I have both been given some amazing opportunities recently (I mean potential life changing stuff here), and it has become clear that we cannot take these opportunities while still providing you guys with the quality podcast you expect on any kind of consistent basis. We refuse to give the finheads anything but the best most hyper awesome.

That being said, there has not yet been a proper conclusion to season 4. Caldwell and I are planning a huge season finale episode the likes of which you’ve never seen. Who knows what could happen? One thing’s for sure, It will be a celebration of everything Nightmare Shark. As always, if you have something you want to see, let us know and we’ll try and throw it in there. This one is for you guys.

After that who knows. If we had a hyperbolic time chamber (ala DBZ), we’d still be giving you a weekly show. Time is the only issue. I will make no promises, that’s why I’m writing you guys this sad break up note, but if there is one thing I know, it’s that comic book heroes never really die. And who the hell do you think we are?

Thank you all so much for supporting us over the years. We’re not going anywhere, so if you want to yell at me because you’re furious that I’m doing this to you, you know where to find me. Also if you have any favorite Nightmare Shark memories, or really anything NMS related at all, I’d be happy to put those up on the blog (as long as they’re not sexy pics, those I’ll keep to myself). Together we can keep the Nightmare Shark alive.

Thanks again guys. We love you.

OH MANZ! It’s another sweet NMS fanart! This one comes...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 20:57:00 -0400

OH MANZ!

It’s another sweet NMS fanart! This one comes from Felicia Bhagwandin, and is just a taste of the totally sweet action you might be missing out on if you’re not checking out the Nightmare Shark Facebook page!

And don’t forget to listen to this weeks episode: Good Morning Nightmerica!

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 411: GOOD MORNING...

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:21:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 411: GOOD MORNING NIGHTMERICA!

What’s up party peoples? Henry and Caldy are takin some Facation action, but still have time to bring your daily dose of Shark. Listen for a sweet piece of Caldy’s new audio book, and a hot new 5x5.

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 410: MIND LEVIATHAN OF THE BREWING...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 22:52:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 410: MIND LEVIATHAN OF THE BREWING STORM

Henry and Caldwell have patched things up after the Great Podcast Wars of 2011, so come by and catch up with them! Chuck Sports and Johnny Stockings stop by, and the Shark Bros unleashe a fresh new bit. Fresh like a fresh pizza pie. Which is the freshet.

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 409: THE FANTASY WHALE...

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 21:41:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 409: THE FANTASY WHALE BLOGCAST

fantasywhale:

FANTASY WHALE EPISODE 13: MILESTONE CITY!

Hey guys!!! This is a huge episode!! Henry and Creighton are super-honored to have the super-famous special guest Tom Philip from College Humor on the show, and we have a lot of hilarious bits! It’s definitely the best milestone we’ve had yet. So thanks to all you diehards out there who have supported this blogcast since day 1 (our first milestone!)!!!!!!

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 408: THE HANGOVER PART 0 Ugh…...

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:50:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 408: THE HANGOVER PART 0

Ugh… This week we’re S-T-Rugglin. If party were a drug, we’d be OD’ed. But we made a promise. And that Promise was to give you guys a hilarious episode. So guess what. You’re welcome.

Just kidding. We love you. Enjoy the episode.

Here’s an outtake from Ask A Small Girl with Mallory...

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:47:00 -0400

Here’s an outtake from Ask A Small Girl with Mallory Blair. It also comes from the Space Beach Party Weekend. Enjoy it like you would an awkward first date with someone you met on the internet.

Today’s outtake comes from the Ultimate Space Beach Party...

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 18:04:28 -0400

Today’s outtake comes from the Ultimate Space Beach Party Weekend and features the one and only Mr. Joe Burns.

NIGHTMARE SHARK WEEK SPECIAL: Hah! I bet you guys thought we...

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:52:25 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK WEEK SPECIAL:

Hah! I bet you guys thought we forgot that this week was Shark week and we weren’t going to do anything special for it. Hah I say again!

To celebrate Shark Week, every day we’re going to post a short outtake from the podcast that you can only hear here. (except for yesterday, because you guys got the fresh new ep).

So today enjoy some outtakes from this week’s “Yes Counter Yes” segment. And get your Shark on.

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 407: THE DREAM DOLPHIN Hey boys and...

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 01:22:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 407: THE DREAM DOLPHIN

Hey boys and girls. This week we are joined by one Mr. Owen Parsons, who gives us a few pointers on podcasting. To aid in this scholastic journey, we even got a clip of Owen’s show the Dream Dolphin so we can see how the pros do it.

ALSO!

We’re Super Ultra Mega Stoked to announce that the Nightmare Shark Podcast now has a theme song! And it’s not just any theme song… It’s George and Jonathan! You might recognize it from another episode. We loved it so much, and George and Jonathan were so super awesome, that it is now the official music tunes of the Nightmare Shark Podcast. So make sure to go check out those guys, and enjoy the show!

The episode for next Monday got pretty crazy… So hold on...

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 12:34:24 -0400

The episode for next Monday got pretty crazy… So hold on to your butts…

And if you haven’t yet, make sure you take a listen to last weeks episode!

NIGHTMARE SHARK TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE OUTAKE SUPREME BURRITO...

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:04:27 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE OUTAKE SUPREME

BURRITO KING

This past weekend we were joined in the Shark Tank by the ever-so-talented Mr. Owen Parsons. The full episode will go up Monday (which is going to be our official release day from now on), but I had to share this outtake with the Tumblrs. She called me up the other day and was all like “Henry, why you neglect me with cool content” and I was all like “baby, you know that ain’t true”. She didn’t really buy it. Tumblr is a fickle mistress.

Anyways, expect more outtakes and other Tumblr exclusive content in the future.

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 406: THE BananIphone You thought you...

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:51:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 406: THE BananIphone

You thought you knew about vowels, but very clearly you do not. Because Henry and Caldy ARE SWITCHIN’ SHIT UP ON YOU!

We got MORE banter, we got MORE questions for Small Girls, and because you asked for it we got MORE sports! What’s that you didn’t ask for sports? Well tough shit. You’re not getting up from the table until you eat your footballs.

Song of the Week: “ATLiens” - Outkast

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 405: THE GREAT SYMPOSIUM Do you have...

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 02:42:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 405: THE GREAT SYMPOSIUM

Do you have diapers on? If your answer is no, then you’re not ready for this episode of The Nightmare Shark Podcast.

If special guests were food, this episode would end world hunger. Mallory Blair (Small Girls PR), Peter Berkman (Anamanaguchi), George Brower (George and Jonathan), and Leia Jospe (your mom) all join us this week. Mal gives us some advice, Leia christens us with new screen names, and on top of all that, special Nightmare News correspondent Joe Burns brings us a breaking story about some puppies.

You may now proceed to poop. And brand yoruself.

Songs this week: “Party Every Night” and “Troll Roll Call” - George and Jonathan

Listenings?

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:00:00 -0400

WHADDUP MY FINHEADS!? In our efforts to constantly improve the Shark, I’m trying to figure out as much about our listeners as possible. So here’s a question for you all.

When do you listen to the Nightmare Shark Podcast?

Mondays? Tuesdays? Wednesdays? Thursdays? Fridays? Saturdays? Sundays?

On the way to work? At work? While doing homework? While ‘putting in work’?

In a park? With a shark?…

Ok I’m done now, but please let us know! Reply here on tumblr or tweet at me. I’m working on a new and consistent release schedule given the fact that we’re putting a lot more work into the show. So help us out. Give us those sweet infos.

Hey guys! If you don’t “like” the Shark on...

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:30:07 -0400

Hey guys! If you don’t “like” the Shark on Facebook yet, you probably missed this, and other totally awesome pictures of the Ultimate Space Beach Party Weekend. So you should probably go check those bad boys out. And while you’re there give us a little FB love. Because that is true love.

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 404: STEVE AND THE OXFORD...

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 21:37:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 404: STEVE AND THE OXFORD TEASLES

What’s that you like special guests? Well how the hell are you going to handle 2 SPECIAL GUESTS AT A TIME! That’s right, in this episode Henry and Caldy are joined not only by Caldy’s own brother Steve Murphy Tanner, but also by College Humor’s own Tom Philip. We learn about JNCOs and British things. What more could you ask for?

Song of the Week: “Renegade” - Styx

blogwell: Here’s an enhanced version of the album art from this...

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:47:26 -0400

blogwell:

Here’s an enhanced version of the album art from this week’s Nightmare Shark Podcast. Listen Now!

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 403: BRO HARDER I’ll bet you a...

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 20:30:00 -0400

NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 403: BRO HARDER

I’ll bet you a million bucks you can’t Bro harder than this weeks guest Dannel Jurado. He bros so hard he even challenged Ashton Kutcher to a Bro Off right here on the show. We also answer the question, “What would happen if Tracy Morgan switched bodies with a fish?”. So grab a plate and serve yourself a helping.

Song of the Week - “Hustlin’” - Rick Ross