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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 407: THE DREAM DOLPHIN
Hey boys and girls. This week we are joined by one Mr. Owen Parsons, who gives us a few pointers on podcasting. To aid in this scholastic journey, we even got a clip of Owen’s show the Dream Dolphin so we can see how the pros do it.
ALSO!
We’re Super Ultra Mega Stoked to announce that the Nightmare Shark Podcast now has a theme song! And it’s not just any theme song… It’s George and Jonathan! You might recognize it from another episode. We loved it so much, and George and Jonathan were so super awesome, that it is now the official music tunes of the Nightmare Shark Podcast. So make sure to go check out those guys, and enjoy the show!
The episode for next Monday got pretty crazy… So hold on to your butts…
And if you haven’t yet, make sure you take a listen to last weeks episode!
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NIGHTMARE SHARK TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE OUTAKE SUPREME
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This past weekend we were joined in the Shark Tank by the ever-so-talented Mr. Owen Parsons. The full episode will go up Monday (which is going to be our official release day from now on), but I had to share this outtake with the Tumblrs. She called me up the other day and was all like “Henry, why you neglect me with cool content” and I was all like “baby, you know that ain’t true”. She didn’t really buy it. Tumblr is a fickle mistress.
Anyways, expect more outtakes and other Tumblr exclusive content in the future.
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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 406: THE BananIphone
You thought you knew about vowels, but very clearly you do not. Because Henry and Caldy ARE SWITCHIN’ SHIT UP ON YOU!
We got MORE banter, we got MORE questions for Small Girls, and because you asked for it we got MORE sports! What’s that you didn’t ask for sports? Well tough shit. You’re not getting up from the table until you eat your footballs.
Song of the Week: “ATLiens” - Outkast
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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 405: THE GREAT SYMPOSIUM
Do you have diapers on? If your answer is no, then you’re not ready for this episode of The Nightmare Shark Podcast.
If special guests were food, this episode would end world hunger. Mallory Blair (Small Girls PR), Peter Berkman (Anamanaguchi), George Brower (George and Jonathan), and Leia Jospe (your mom) all join us this week. Mal gives us some advice, Leia christens us with new screen names, and on top of all that, special Nightmare News correspondent Joe Burns brings us a breaking story about some puppies.
You may now proceed to poop. And brand yoruself.
Songs this week: “Party Every Night” and “Troll Roll Call” - George and Jonathan
Listenings?
WHADDUP MY FINHEADS!? In our efforts to constantly improve the Shark, I’m trying to figure out as much about our listeners as possible. So here’s a question for you all.
When do you listen to the Nightmare Shark Podcast?
Mondays? Tuesdays? Wednesdays? Thursdays? Fridays? Saturdays? Sundays?
On the way to work? At work? While doing homework? While ‘putting in work’?
In a park? With a shark?…
Ok I’m done now, but please let us know! Reply here on tumblr or tweet at me. I’m working on a new and consistent release schedule given the fact that we’re putting a lot more work into the show. So help us out. Give us those sweet infos.
Hey guys! If you don’t “like” the Shark on Facebook yet, you probably missed this, and other totally awesome pictures of the Ultimate Space Beach Party Weekend. So you should probably go check those bad boys out. And while you’re there give us a little FB love. Because that is true love.
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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 404: STEVE AND THE OXFORD TEASLES
What’s that you like special guests? Well how the hell are you going to handle 2 SPECIAL GUESTS AT A TIME! That’s right, in this episode Henry and Caldy are joined not only by Caldy’s own brother Steve Murphy Tanner, but also by College Humor’s own Tom Philip. We learn about JNCOs and British things. What more could you ask for?
Song of the Week: “Renegade” - Styx
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NIGHTMARE SHARK EPISODE 403: BRO HARDER
I’ll bet you a million bucks you can’t Bro harder than this weeks guest Dannel Jurado. He bros so hard he even challenged Ashton Kutcher to a Bro Off right here on the show. We also answer the question, “What would happen if Tracy Morgan switched bodies with a fish?”. So grab a plate and serve yourself a helping.
Song of the Week - “Hustlin’” - Rick Ross
